So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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