big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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