Will you blow on my dice?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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