Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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