I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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