Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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