Fuck appropriateness.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
God, I missed his penis.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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