the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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