he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Shame - the story of my life.
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