oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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