Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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