Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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