Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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