There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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