'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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