Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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