Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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