I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
