I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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