Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Oh god it's open bar.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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