PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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