It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think pants incapable of making pants work
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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