Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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