3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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