i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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