he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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