Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
