You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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