there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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