I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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