I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
