i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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