KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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