i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
