so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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