It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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