I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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