No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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