yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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