someone threw a dead crab at me
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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