We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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