The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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