I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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