I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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