i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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