I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
