So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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