That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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