In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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