At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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