Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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